Top Tweets of the Week: Aug. 25-31

We haven't officially reached the autumnal equinox yet, but with back-to-school in the air, we're in a fall frame of mind. Along with new notebooks and falling leaves, this means stricter bedtimes and active extracurricular schedules—which, inspired by the US Open, might include tennis lessons!

Just announced this school year's bedtimes to 8yo & 11yo. 11yo: "I'm not satisfied." Me: "Too bad." #parenting #backtoschool — MyMomShops (@mymomshops) August 31, 2014

Laying down the law for when it's time to lay down! 

Holding her imaginary racket as we dine outside Arthur Ashe Stadium. #usopen #tennis #familyfun #family http://t.co/tFxYVGJwI5 — Taneshia Nash Laird (@taneshia) August 26, 2014

When she's a major tennis star, we'll be able to say "We shared her picture when..." 

My toddler is blaming the mouse in our house for taking his big sister’s glasses. — Nancy Johnson Horn (@themamamaven) August 27, 2014

Did the mouse eat all the cookies, too?

It's not just me, is it? #kids #parenting #humor pic.twitter.com/L1VXnH1yCl — Lauren Greutman (@iamthatlady) August 26, 2014

It may take many battles to win the war against bedtime.

Kindergarten, day two. Me: Who did you play with at recess? Daughter: One of my best friends. I don't remember her name. — Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) August 28, 2014

Psh, details! It's common for young children to make "BFFs" lightning quick; read an expert's explanationof the keys to a best friendship and how to talk to your child if the friendship dwindles.

"Jack what do you think of your baby sister?!" Jack: "Lollipop is yellow..." pic.twitter.com/fh2w5M7pxC — Mamatoga (@Mamatoga) August 25, 2014

At least he knows his colors! And congratulations on your baby girl!

"You don't need to clean a cage for a dog, they go on lily pads" my son making a case for a dog #MomProblems — Joyce Lee (@HvnLee) August 26, 2014

I don't quite follow his logic, but I applaud his creative thinking.

And now I will relax with a third day of swim team try outs. FOR MY 7 YO. #bringbackamateursports #atleastforsecondgraders — Jacquie (@After_Words) August 27, 2014

Children's extracurrical activities can be intense! We have advice on how to find a healthy balance.

Never one to turn down a photobooth. http://t.co/Xlfo6jIKDm #familyforward — Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) August 28, 2014

Where can I buy those hats?

4yo v. gender bias http://t.co/FxxRcdU2p4 The movie of my life would fail the Bechdel test. So many boyfriends. #parenting #kidku #humor — Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) August 28, 2014

An interesting and humorous look at gender bias in children's play—don't worry, your toddler probably isn't sexist.   So long August; see you next year. Next Tuesday we'll explore the first week of September in all its #LaborDay and #backtoschool glory. Hopefully your kids went to bed on time.   Join us on Tuesdays for more Top Tweets. In the meantime, follow us for practical parenting advice, local events in the NY Metro area, and exclusive deals and discounts. Join the conversation by tweeting at us, @NYMetroParents—maybe you’ll see your tweet here next week!