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I have no patience for people who have no patience for kids. — Professional Dad (@AmateurIdiot) August 4, 2014
You tell 'em, @AmateurIdiot.
"Well I'll just spit on it & then you can't eat it either" ~ My 7 yr old when her brother wouldn't share his ice cream. #AndSheDid — Susan Pazera (@SusanPazera) August 4, 2014
Sibling logic.
"mom let's go we're gonna be late." "I'm ready to go, let's go." My mother was actually scrubbing a pot in the sink while she said that. — Mike Byhoff (@mbyhoff) August 4, 2014
Maybe you should have offered to help with the dishes, @mbyhoff!
Daughter just went for a cheerio that dropped on the floor. Told her "no, dirty," then when she wasn't looking, I ate it. #howtodad — Peter Shankman (@petershankman) August 4, 2014
"When you're old enough, I'll teach you about the five second rule."
23 days might be too long for a family vacation. — Rebecca Land Soodak (@RLSoo) August 6, 2014
We applaud you for undertaking such an ambitious adventure, @RLSoo. Wow. We hope you all survive your family trips! To capture the memories in all their glory, create a vacation scrapbook full of photos and mementos. For inspiration, see these tips from two pros—at scrapbooking and at parenting—on how to get started. Join us on Tuesdays for more Top Tweets. In the meantime, follow us for practical parenting advice, local events in the NY Metro area, and exclusive deals and discounts. Join the conversation by tweeting at us, @NYMetroParents—maybe you’ll see your tweet here next week!
